Silly Kids

There have been so many silly things that my kids have said over the last several months and here's a few.

May 2010
Max had just gotten a hair cut and I told him that I didn't think anyone would recognize him. This was his response. "They will because they will recognize my clothes."

May 2010 Max/Elese conversation about their newly painted bedrooms.
E: "My room is beaudiful! Max, your room is handsome."
M: "No! It's Awesome!"

July 2010
While Max and Elese were playing with action figures.
E: (As Wonderwoman) "You can't kiss me cause your not in love with me. Only Batman can kiss me because he's in love with me. Batman, Will you marry me?"
M: (in his deep batman voice) "No. I'm Batman. I don't get married."

July 2010
Elese asking Grandma Heumann if she could watch the Nuttcracker movie.
E: "Grandma. I want to watch the Buttcracker."

July 24th, 2010
Elese woke me up in the morning.
"Mommy! Something terrible has happened! There's no more cartoons on!"

July 2010
My mom was babysitting and Max insisted on taking her to meet our neighbors the Mechams. As Max introduced my mom to Sister Mecham he said, "They are good people. They go to church." For the record we teach our kids that people that don't go to church are good people too.

August 1st, 2010
We saw an ice cream man driving by.
M: "Why is the ice cream man out on Sunday?"
Me: "Some people buy ice cream on Sunday."
M: "Oh yeah, like people that don't go to church."
E: "Yeah, we can't buy ice cream because we go to church."


August 2, 2010
Elese is constantly saying , "Mommy, you're the best." While I appreciate her kind words it does get a little out of control. She will interrupt me over and over again just to say, "You're the best." The other day she said, "You're the best. That means I want to kiss you all the time and I want to marry you."

August 9th, 2010
I had told Elese that my friend Amy is pregnant with a baby girl.
E: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Me: "They did an Ultrasound and saw that it was a girl."
E: "Oh, it had a bow?"

August 10th, 2010
While Elese was playing make believe.
E: "Mommy, pretend that you are Sister Taylor. Yeah, your mommy and daddy decided to name you Sister Taylor so you have to lead the music." Oh, and she pronounces Sister Taylor as "Mister Taylor."

August 18th, 2010Max: "Mom Jaden built a bomb in their basement that can blow up all of Sandy! Elese is going to put on her Cinderella dress and we will go over there and stop the bomb. When we get there he will just look at Elese because she is so beautiful and get distracted while I take care of the bomb." I love that he incorporated her into his secret mission.